Someone sent me this the other day and I got a laugh so I thought I’d pass it on…

Real Teachers

* Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.

* Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions.

* Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margins of books.

* Real teachers can’t walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

* Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class.

* Real teachers are written up in medical journals for size and elasticity of kidneys and bladders.

* Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

* Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at Open House.

* Real teachers never teach the conjugations of “lie” and “lay” to eighth graders.

* Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.

* Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of travel time from their classroom to the office.

* Real teachers can “sense” gum.

* Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded, what ought to be graded, and what probably should never again see the light of day.

* Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rain forest.

* Real teachers have their best conferences in the parking lot.

* Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.

* Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the teacher’s workroom.

* Real teachers know secretaries and custodians run the school.

* Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students, not subjects; and they are absolutely indispensable.

Hope you liked it

Best Wishes,
Adam Waxler
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